Battlebots as well

Battle bots is great.

Robot fights can actually be exciting and fun to watch without all the stupid editing and acting.

Umm. Don’t you mean the marathon?

Are we just going to ignore that the fan throwing the punches is holding a kid in the other hand?

Fan holding the toddler and trying to get in on the action is an early frontrunner for Father of the Year.

Somewhere, Conor McGregor is watching this and furiously taking notes for his next fight.

It creates a truly authentic NFL experience when the fans can get CTE as well.

I’m pretty shocked by this. Every time I think I can get a handle on how people behave at football games something like this comes along and just makes me second guess humanity. I’m just at an absolute loss.

This is the saddest downfall involving a Perkins since Tiger Woods.

Oh God, it’s like the birth of white trash.

Which is weird. Especially for that part of town. You’d figure there’d be at least one tweaked out Superman in the building.

Not one person stepped in. Not one.

This why I stay in my bubble in downtown. I haven’t been to a Walmart in years. I fucking love the internet. I have a co-op I walk to and if I can’t get what I need from there, I amazon that shit.

I just figured out how Trump won.

It’s Costco. Shut down the comments. Cosco is the answer.

Counterpoint: IKEA is the best furniture store because you don’t have to talk to a human being while you’re there.

So true. Went with a friend to a furniture store in Atlanta (The Dump) to look for a dining table for his new house. Got approached by a salesman using the exact script you used above, shook his hand, exchanged names...and then had him come back in about 20 minutes with the same freakin’ pitch and introductions.

Home Goods and Michaels are indeed awful, but the church background music and my unwillingness to ignore their awful politics puts Hobby Lobby solidly into first place.

I once was about to buy a cart full of stuff from Hobby Lobby. But I decided to pull out at the last minute.