#TomBradyThinks Christopher Reeve really just needed an organic, vegan diet.

I was a fair-skinned Irish boy, after all. These days, even if I get an adequate amount of sun, I won’t get a sunburn, which I credit to the amount of water I drink. I always hydrate afterward, too, to keep my skin from peeling.

“We sincerely hope that Su’a uses this time away from the club to reflect upon whether or not he’d like to resume his career in the National Football League in 2018”

They really know how to turn it on when it matters.

Jeter has plans to fix this with Gift Bag Night.

If only it were difficult to procure the kind of weapon that could easily kill people in such a fashion... (scratches head)

Lemme save everyone the time -

Hate it for Francois. Don’t for Fisher. Here is to never ending karmic issues at the QB position.

Maybe this will finally open up a job for Colin Kaepernick.

Yeah, otherwise Brock might sue Univision to get you shut down.

for someone who regularly acts like a champion against discrimination you sure do like to use poor people as a way of insulting people. Hypocrisy is fun.

I’m not sure how Cardinals fans made this happen, but it’s clearly their fault.

“This is fine.”

Winston looking for all the world like an actual good NFL quarterback is one of the most depressing things about football lol.

Much like he did with the Titans, Mariota dragged my fraudulent fantasy team almost to the end but he fell apart when it mattered

they’re like the Tennessee Jaguars, right?

he’s literally mad that people dislike him for what he identifies as, which is belonging to a group that does that, except his group dislikes the people due to the way people are born, not a choice they made from looking at pepe memes

He’s somehow both 16 an 45 at the same time.

I hate Nick Fuentes and I’ve never met him, because it took all of about 15 seconds of that video to understand exactly what kind of smug douchebag that guy is.