As a dark skinned black man, I can assure you that Mr Smoke Monday has beat many a fool’s ass for correlating his name with his complexion.

Between that and his disrespectful comments about having to think about his dead father while having sex with her/how “tight” she is, I’m basically standing outside her house doing this:

This guy, however, gets it.

‘Sup girl?

He also made a pretty stellar Brutus.

Get good insoles (Superfeet) for all shoes you plan on walking more than a few blocks in. 

Well I for one think the Blue Lagoon children really grew up nicely.

Upgrade to business class!  And do it when you check in at the airport - it’ll save you a lot of money.  Trust me, the extra space is worth it!

I recommend compression socks, for long flights. I generally keep a small backpack or a medium-sized purse with me at my seat, with the following: book, tablet, phone, charger, chapstick, ear plugs, headphones, snacks, water bottle, chewable Pepto tablets, ibuprofen, Kleenex, hand sanitizer. I always wear some kind of…

xan 

“I’VE GOTTA GO. FOX 5 IS ON THE OTHER LINE.”

“camaraderie?”

Perhaps there was something on her resume that made many of those NY firms disinclined from hiring her.

Disapproval from the Kushner family should be seen as a badge of honor.

In the future when he tells his kids/grand kids the story about walking 20 miles to work, they can’t do anything but heed it.

Ahh but most shorts cause the dreaded chub-rub. And why they gotta get all bunchy in the crotch? Give me a big shapeless trapeze dress or kaftan to swan around in, thank youuuuu.

They ride up due to my thick thighs and gait. 

I appreciate the dissonance of politely calling him ‘Mr. President’ before lobbing a glorious f-bomb at him.