I would watch a documentary that ends with both these people getting eaten by an actual cheetah a la Grizzly Man.

Unshaved bushes are beautiful and I will not ever listen to anything else.

I mean. If someone pulled down their pants and pulled out a sandwich I would propose so I don't know what the fuck she is talking about.

Fuck your lip-shaming Amber, I'm rather proud of my wizard's sleeve.

Mark if Allen wins and you decide you need circus performers at your wedding, I will do cartwheels FOR FREESIES.

Mine is literally potatoes and heavy cream. Topped with green onions and cheese if I'm feeling fancy. Oh god, I need potato soup.

I feel like it was kind of rude to not invite you. I mean, they may not have had the space, but if you had been together for a reasonable amount of time and they knew you, kinda feel like they should have. Of course it's their wedding, but it's a tough one.

Tell Nev that you won't punch him if he punches Adam. Nev sucks, he will definitely punch somebody else to save his own face.

This is all I have to say to Nene Leakes or Khloe Kardashian:

Basic finance. My parents handled everything and didn't teach me about budgeting at all.

Who's the real idiot at E?

Now I want next week's Pop the Question to be declined proposals. Shoes and Valentine's Day weddings are all well and good, but I need some more schadenfreude.

This is largely how I feel about Valentine's Day. Even the idea makes me tired. I don't really do well with expectations or stereotypical romance in general. The only thing I have strong feelings about are the proposals that are clearly trying more for youtube hits than sincerity. Those people can die in a fire. A…

Idiot CEO aside- their pizza is gross. The crust is kind of gooey and their sauce is pure funk with tomato. It's overly sweet and bland at the same time.

D'angelo developed issues about his body after the objectification he experienced as a result of the "Untitled" video. It's what kept his confidence low and this album so long to release. His second album, Voodoo, was critically acclaimed with some comparing his depth and soulfulness to Marvin Gaye. He was poised to…

If we noticed when Mickey Abbott was heightening; we're certainly gonna notice them lightening.

Oh I beg to differ. THIS is the wedding dress you wear on a yaht. Saw it in the window when I bought my dress. Its actually very cool.