I worked with people who split the kids’ last name-wise. One had the same last name as mom and the other had the same last name as dad. The kids thought it was pretty cool.

Or maybe she likes giant babies?

My heart just dropped because David Sedaris wrote that he wished I had been his teacher too. I think I’ll be okay, though, because he was so kind and attentive to every person standing in line. I’ll just be sad until I finish the bag of potato chips I’m working on and then I’ll shake it off.

Maybe Martha was thinking that they’d all call their real estate agents and look into buying a house where they could keep chickens. I’m not rich, but I have friends that are. I can see some of them doing this.

My best friend has chickens and I must admit, I coo over the colors of the eggs.

What about on salads?

Monistat Chafing powder gel is amazing.

Fellow Lilly loving Black chick here! I think her stuff is really cute. I could never afford it when it was around me, but as soon as I moved overseas, I bought similar fabrics and had stuff made.

If she had a taltos that would be amazing.

Even better, use cheap vodka to take the small out of your clothes.

Some idiot carved his name and date into one of the bunks at Auschwitz the day before I visited with a group of kids. I really wanted to take a picture of it and internet shame him, but I didn't have the guts to do it.

Loaded baked potato soup is what I was thinking.

I live in China and I've seen tons of people use them. There's part of me that just think they're ridiculous, but I travel alone and it would be nice to have pictures of me with cool stuff in the background. For now I will stick to asking strangers that I think I can catch if they decide to make off with my camera.

YES!!!! June Ambrose. That's a fabulous idea.

Who remembers him from Homefront? I loved that show and I loved me some him.

I really would not like to stare at my name while my lover was on top of me. I mean, I love me some me, but that's just over kill.

I'm 34 and I've been shopping at Eileen Fisher since I was in my 20s! It's expensive, but the pieces can be worn so many ways they're worth it.

I would love, love, love to have a husband that put out my clothes for me.

Janelle in red? Did I not get the memo? She looks amazing, but I thought she was devoted to her black and white.

I was just going to comment that I'm glad he's in a better place in regards to performing. I'm glad that he's talked about how he felt about his body image after "Untitled." I think it's difficult for so many men to talk about. Marvin Gaye's biography discussed how he felt about the sexy image people had of him. …