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Sounds like you should start with your local biker gang chapter...

And how many of the thieves were named; “Manuel”?

First off, it’s Velma, not Thelma.

Its unclear how they accessed the database

“The joy ride is over for these Hooligans,” said Fred to Shaggy, Scooby and Velma.

You make the ATS-V sad by leaving it off the list. You make me sad.

If I had the money, I’d specify that I want the car with the camouflage and stripes exactly as pictured. Does that make me weird?

I don’t know why, but every time I hear a modern Jag V8, it reminds me of a lawnmower.

On that it’s cool. Not so much on an Insignia wagon.

No I didn’t! The Corvair has its spare in the engine bay; the two cars I mentioned have something totally different, a trap door under the trunk. Look!

Over the last 15 years I’ve had one flat tire. I pulled it off, plugged the hole, had it inflated and remounted in less than 15 minutes. This isn’t the 50's. If tires are properly maintained, we rarely have a need to change them. Putting them into the bottom of the trunk is the best bet. If I have to unload my trunk

I always think the heat will make it wear out sooner. I think the best spot is like many pickups and full size vans have. Underneath the car with a spot to lower it from the inside. That way you don’t need to take everything out of the trunk/bed to access. Yous till need to think of where you’re putting your bad tire

rear-engined cars like the Renault Dauphine or the Tatra T603 

Fierce competition is great. Fierce competition propelled by hatred tends to make for eternal also-ran status. There’s a big difference between wanting to beat someone because they’re a great competitor and wanting to beat someone because of animosity. That sort of negativity doesn’t necessarily bring out the best in

SHO version with a six speed manual?

Please stop bringing attention to under-valued cars I have saved in my craigslist searches.

But it’s about as exciting for a kid as elmers glue.

2009 or later 997 Porsche 911. No IMS to deal with. Is within budget. Can put the kids in the back for short family trips for a while (until they get older and get too big).

If only we could find a car we knew his son would think is cool, that’s also fast and has a reliable toyota engine. How will we ever dream up such a car.

My 5yo has asked me about “the all-new Chrysler Pacifica” on more than a couple of occasions. “Daddy, have you seen the all-new Chrysler Pacifica?”