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The biggest difference that still exists is the dealer network. Buying a domestic, or taking it in for service, is sometimes a troubling experience. I went to Ford to see about an explorer as a family hauler. Dude couldn’t be bothered to stop eating at his desk to get up and try to sell the product. He was such a

Agree with you. Exterior styling on many of their cars is as good as any other. ATS-V, CT6, mustang, these buicks - all great looking cars. Nobody notices, but they also perform, sometimes best in class.

Why is that Buick sexy?

Makes me miss my ‘ol SC400.

Agreed!

It’s not a recorder.

He’s in critical condition, but hopefully he’ll pull through.

I can tell by the high quality stereo equipment in the thumbnail, and the color of the wheels on the car that this isn’t the first time Natural Selection failed to run its course.

Yep. Road & Track mentions that they tweaked the exhaust note to make it sound more “Cadillac,” too, but I don’t know what that means. If it’s “quieter” like the broughams of yore, bleh. If it sounds like the PWC ATS-V.R - mmmm yaaaasssss, that just sounds like a good V8.

This sounds as confusing as having the reverse lights illuminate any time you unlock a vehicle that is off and parked...

wood and smoke forever

Gen 1 of the SRT had center-mounted exhaust so won’t work for towing.

Nope, never have, but did consider it. I’ve had a number of other Saab 900's and a 9-3. I’ve currently got a 535xi wagon, a highly modified 03 allroad (manual) and an 06 Xterra (manual).

How is the Porsche Cayenne not on here?

Midlife crisis requirement 1: Be Porsche or Corvette - Check
Midlife crisis requirement 2: Be fun to drive and flashy - Check
Bruce Requirements: Haul and Tow?

The Cayenne can pull 7700 lbs, Is available with a stick even if he wanted it, is a blast to drive, is flashy, has plenty

Your budget is too conservative for a proper mid-life crisis, and nothing on that list would cause the requisite marital strife. That said, there’s still a way to get what you want while still going full-on Derpasaurus:

Wow, wasn’t ready for that shock

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YES. I HAVE BROKEN PATRICK GEORGE AND I WILL BREAK THE REST OF YOU.

Now there are two reasons...

It’s a good thing this happened in the canal - otherwise, I don’t think a tow boat would have been able to find it!

Dear Tom,