I want to wear that next time I get pizza.

Dressing unflatteringly isn’t always about low self-esteem. I dress like that for protection. I have been attacked multiple times. Badly fitting clothes are a kind of camouflage for me.

That therapist sounds sounds like a manipulative fuckup. You deserve way better than that.

You’re my hero. I’m totally stealing that.

That would make an awesome tshirt. “Keep Your Stupid Boner To Yourself.”

This is why I like to dress like a covered up slut. It confuses the hell out of people. Also tends to make me look adorable which is a bit odd.

I’m trying so hard not to make a joke about sandy balls. See? I can be good.

Thanks for the information. Those Romans were a weird lot.

Every time someone talks about hamsters I want to watch Bizarre Foods. Does that make me a bad person?

You’re definitely having a time with that. I just wish I was that lucky. Same kind of period except it lasted for 3 weeks. Needless to say I got pretty worried.

Chris or CJ. Mark is only ok 50% of the time.

Survivor is a much better word than the more commonly used victim. Also trigger warnings in material help me deal with ptsd and flashbacks. Classroom material should never feel like constant torture and warnings help me manage it. Wanting to avoid flashbacks of being attacked does not equal to being coddled.

Too bad tone of voice doesn’t come across properly. You can’t assume that someone doesn’t understand just because you don’t agree with them. Live and let live yeah?

And that guy thinks his opinion of her is more valid and validating than hers?

I have now decided to name my first chicken “Minion.”

That kind of pregnancy nearly killed my grandmother. Her fallopian tube burst so all 5 of her kids came from the only connected ovary. They all look alike so they say she kept pressing the "copy" button.

You legitimately are my hero.

That gives a whole new meaning to the phrase “bam bam.” And now my childhood has been forever tainted . :)

Sex Toasters would be an awesome band name.

Too bad organic tends to have issues. With the number of pesticides I’m dangerously allergic to it would be nice to have a safety net when eating.