Stupid. Asshole. Dumbass. spells sad. Kind of appropriate.

I think my calculator is colorblind. Perfect.

Considering that the marriage is technically a business arrangement it's a good thing she left him. Being in business with a dude that can't count is a horrible, terrible idea.

You mean it's not black and blue?

Not everyone. I didn't but TN schools are unusually horrific even for public schools.

Please tell me you're talking about seafood... Yes I realize I shouldn't be giggling about that. In my defense it's been one hell of a day.

Reminds me of my elementary school. All the students were forced to visit Graceland as a fieldtrip. We also went on a river boat that had the wheel thingie.

I totally agrees with the previously stated points, especially number 3. Damn...

Wow that's actually kind of terrifying.

Ahh! Run away!

Death by Cute?

Ew. You just totally ruined foilwrapped candies for me now. I hope that the back pain is worth it to her because damn that looks awkward as hell.

To be honest mustard is kind of awesome. Salad dressing, bbq sauce, marinades... And yes I am eating right now.

I never said you had control over me. What I'm saying is that I'm absolutely disgusted by people who make moronic proclamations regarding personal things that have nothing to do with them. Constantly being talked down to for what I wear makes my recovery very difficult. My body is mine and nobody has the right to say…

Just be careful to purchase from a decent seller. Everything I bought from Amazon sucked horrifically in a bad way.

Exactly what you said. It's almost impossible to find anything to fit me and now I'm getting judged for wearing one of the only things that fit me? What's wrong with people?

Aww that's adorable. You actually think you get to tell me what I can and can't wear... NOPE!

I really need to remember to not read Jez while I'm eating. :)

Lavender essential oil and a mix of oils that can be used for firstaid and/or sunblock for me.

Perfect timing. I almost choked on my porkchop because a potato in my microwave sounded like a chirping bird.