I was still in college. I was finally able to make myself get out of bed and function after about three days of heavy drinking and crying.

Have always loved Minter’s bizarre amalgamation of the glamorous and the grotesque.

In case you don’t have time to change it, Judith slaying Holofernes by Gentileschi is this one:

My favorite female artist was Artemisia Gentileschi. She painted some awesome stuff from a female point of view.

I know a lot of female artists that totally agree with this statement.

Always appropriate:

I just see no reason to pursue it, I have a vagina that works perfectly well.

Better than when the genders are reversed, I would say.

Obligatory: no one cares about your boner

HAHAHAHA. It’s so fucking ridiculous, it’s impossible to be outraged.

With pleasure!

The true obscenity is how KFC treats the live chickens.

or hatred of his wife dildos.

That's my favorite thing. I want to start a letter writing campaign to other porn sites so eventually North Carolina becomes a porn desert.

The porn site boycott is a particularly sweet response. “Oh, you decided that you want to regulate other people’s lives? Ok, then we’ve decided you don’t need this porn.”

Everyone who isn't a furry is a goddamned menace to society, IS WHAT I THINK. If you aren't a furry you can just get ouuuuut.

Also, a porn site is boycotting them now as well. Coincidence!?

Well I for one don’t feel safe enough! I want a bill that says straight cis people can’t use any restroom, that they have to pee outside, behind the pee hedges that the bill says the state must erect(ehehehe) so that I don’t have to see their evil parts. Further more I want the bill to state that if the pee hedges die…

It’s really kind of sweet to see these bigots’ moral outrage start to crumble immediately in the face of Springsteen cancelling a concert. They hate the gheyz, but they love the $$$. What’s a bigot to do? CRISIS!!

“It’s not about discrimination against LGBT people, except for the parts that totally are. And don’t think about the parts that remove local minimum wage laws, because....hey look over there!”