Ive spent $25 in worse ways...

This is exactly right. Listening to Outrage vs. Lies does not equal journalism.

Heil Hitler?

Eyeshadow. If a boy is wearing /a girl is not, you need to report! I can already see the poster in the teachers’ lounge.

If you meet the Queen and spend the day with her you are to call her “Your Majesty” only the first time. The rest is all “Yes, Ma’me”. But each day starts with “Your Majesty”. I have no idea if this adds to the discussion here but I finally have a place to say it... thank you Amy Vanderbilt and my long dead Great…

I mean, REALLY! Why is nobody doing anything about the fucking unicorns on my lawn too? I’m so angry about this imaginary issue! SOMEBODY needs to do something. Preferably on twitter where all mythic outrage belongs!!!!

...and muuuuuurder! Dun-duh-duuuun!

What about women’s rights? You think his presidency isn’t going to strip from me my reproductive rights?

Pls print.

Duplicate kinja.

Yep. These folks will need all the strength of their convictions and ours combined going forward.

Elusive shopping! Like Mystery Shopping, but without the reporting?

That show always shocked me with Brian Austin Green... like, that poor guy could have had a whole different career if he wasnt so tainted with 90210. He was great as Sarah Connors pseudo BIL. Who knew?

Ms. Rodham Clinton, please.

Not ex. In fact I’d say her previous reaction of NOT taking a flamethrower to their marriage was the poor behavior.

The article says the tubes don’t need electricity. Just topping off.

Downey went to the same high school as the Sheen boys (along with Rob Lowe, among others)... just sayin’

Love it when people know their Ottoman history...

Seriously think of this episode everytime I see Jessica Biel’s face. They were both so cute and really genuine! Vern Yip... hope that guy is chillin somewhere on a beach, enjoying a retirement that involves no spraypainted Ikea lamps...

She wishes she was Hilary Duff... that’s all I got. Pretty sure The Duff would rule an SNL gig.