I’m not gay and even I had a feeling that wasn’t right.

Exactly, in my early twenties I went thru a 3-4 period were I performed in a ton of bdsm film clips in the nyc area and the things I saw and experienced first hand begs to differ from her statement. As long as you’re sufficiently warmed up the anal cavity can be extremely accommodating.

How close is your asshole to the base of your balls?

Are you kidding me?

I start measuring from my asshole. I’m 9 inches baby!

Dammit....  you guys think its too late to return my lifted, 4wd truck?

I’m average size.  I’m fine with it.  

It was a long time ago for me when I used to smoke - lighter would always come out of my pocket and fall down by the seat rails.

As an almost millennial that is closing in on the big 4-0, I can say with confidence that Harley-Davidson bikes and the whole “culture” that surround it never did and will never be appealing to me.

I just saw sirloin flap at whole foods for 12.99! Great for fajitas though.

Sitting in your seat and waiting until the proper time is definitely the right thing to do.

citation needed

They’re traveling for free on a employee pass... There’s different standards when you get it free from the an employee (which then you do represent the company even if you don’t know it) rather than when you paid for your seat.

Volvo XC70 Wagon with a 6 disk in-dash CD changer. If you accelerated from a stop, while turning sharply to the right, the car would start spitting all 6 CDs out at me.