I think in this comparison, Bill Pullman’s character was informed by the Air Force and SETI that an alien invasion was approaching the planet, but if Pullman simply followed the playbook left by the previous president who had handled several alien invasions, we could keep the invasion under control. Instead, Bill…

What’s going on in that mushy melon?

As games get more and more bloated and start to take up hundreds of gigs, there’s no reason to have to devote so much disk space to aspects of a game you may never bother with. At the very least, every game with single player and multiplayer components should allow players to download one, the other, or both. This…

For the folks that wear plastic gloves everywhere... Please stop, they are not effective in keeping you from getting CV or anything else. Medical folks wear them for an immediate task that involves blood, wet work or something otherwise icky and then they properly discard the them, and that’s not in the damn parking…

Affluenza. He was born white, male, rich, and privileged. He has never had to face consequences for anything. No one ever told him no, and in fact he was almost constantly rewarded for acting like a psychopath.

You’d end up paying more for the freezer space and electricity to run it than the milk is worth.

I’m surprised Dell is concerned about cleaning their keyboards. I figured they’d just say “Throw it out. We’ll send you a bulk pack of ‘em for $5 each.”

At first glance I thought it was a pink Google vibrator. lolo!

He represents Twitch. If he behaves in a way that makes them look bad, they have every right to kick him to the curb.

There’s no way they’re on amazon and have this problem regarding patches. Amazons throughout limits are not going to prevent them to the point of one patch a week. They are still in the gigabit per second range, on their shittiest machines. Tarkov uses crap providers. So does this game. What is up with game companies…

It’s my understanding that some (major) companies host and spin up their own instance server.  Any company that is not doing that is going to suffer and as well not be doing what is standard in the industry.  I find it hard to believe that a company as large as Valve would do that.

Me: “Babe, isn’t that kind of expensive?”
Wife: “How much did you spend on that Millennium Falcon?”
Me: “I guess, now that I think about it a bit more, it looks fairly priced ...” 

Wait another 28 days...

@Penny Arcade

“a protein bar with 20 grams of protein is a step in the right direction. Better than a candy bar, anyway.”

Well yeah, “don’t be fucking dumb” is a pretty solid Rule #0 for using a computer, and just life in general. Problem is, a lot of people can’t follow that rule.

What do you mean? jrffxwh408 makes the best apps! /s

I’m impressed that you being from Texas don’t know what a mutherfrikin’ “Concha” is.
They originated in Mexico a long time ago, some people say that they are the real origin of the Melon Pan, some say that it was a case of similar minds thinking alike on both ends of the world at the same time, the truth is still…