When you really think about it, it's pretty much the weirdest goddamn way imaginable to make more of yourself.

I've had men stand there for an uncomfortable amount of time and basically refuse to walk through the door unless I went first. It's extremely annoying.

peasant!

Calling a mother a 'host' gives pregnancy a certain air of science fiction, doesn't it?

'Lemon stealing whore'...

Rammstein's music videos aren't often allowed on American TV or music video sites due to sexual content so they go up on free porn movie sites.

"pinko arab milf lesbian"

Freud is chuckling in his grave and muttering "Told ya so..."

"Ms. Cleo" followed directly by "1990"

You're thinking of Ryan Reynolds. Ryan Reynolds is never going to happen, and really, hasn't despite all the promotion anyone can muster.

I realize you are probably 12 years old and think that nothing happened before you were aware of the world but you are wrong. Ryan Gosling is "happening".

?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?

That ship has sailed. Ryan Gosling has been a legitimate thing since 2004. He has romantic movie leading man cred, indie movie Oscar nominee cred, and pop culture Hey Girl cred. It's one thing to not get his appeal, but there's no use pretending that he's not an established star.

Whhhhaaaaa? Ryan Gosling already happened, happened again, and is still happening.

Ryan Gosling is already happening. He's been happening for quite some time now. I don't get it either, but he's a thing whether or not Doug mentions him in a Sunday dirtbag. Sorry.

Not in a way that you would find satisfying.

People who are delusional and dangerous generally have some form a mental illness (unless maybe there are mind-altering drugs involved). The overwhelming majority of the mentally ill are not a danger to anyone else. See the difference?

Yeah, that sucks. I'm at the point where men have approached me with such a long list of breathtakingly stupid propositions that none shock me anymore.

"this country ignores mental illness to such a grandiose degree that it's no wonder we have people snapping and murdering everyone they can."

She's not actively hurting anyone. But I am sure the bleak, bleak sadness that is seeping out of her broken soul is ripping a hole in spacetime somewhere.