10/10 would fuck Tim Kaine

Constance could swing it.

Their mom is dead. So.....

It does! I’m an amateur and didn’t even know that there were products like this.Thank you!!!!

It does! I’m an amateur and didn’t even know that there were products like this.Thank you!!!!

Ugh, I wish I had one. I have this weird skin tone where I’ve got a yellow/olive undertone but I’m lighter than most White people I know. Nothing works.

Ugh, I wish I had one. I have this weird skin tone where I’ve got a yellow/olive undertone but I’m lighter than most…

ummmm wut

Girrrrl, you are not alone. Sue irritates me to no end.

Unpopular Opinion: I hated Sue and I’m glad she’s gone. I’ll be gleefully tuning in to the Channel 4 GBBO.

Umm.... care to share which ones?

Costco’s Kirkland brand of makeup removers are amazing and it’s a bulk purchase so I’m set for a couple of months. So basically, I love them because they’re convenient. Also they’re cheap and I’m too lazy to try other ones.

Costco’s Kirkland brand of makeup removers are amazing and it’s a bulk purchase so I’m set for a couple of months.…

Ugh! If only it was legal! *sad face*

It sounds perfect and perfect with a huge dollop of delicious.

That’s a truly awful thing in and of itself. Being on the sex offender registry affects every aspect of your life; jobs, living accommodations, having children, traveling, going to a park or swimming pool, etc. So I’m glad he got that at least.

...I think it’d be more helpful if they hastagged laxatives to let the little 16 year olds realize why the food goes right through you. #laxatives #ed

A+ trolling. Way to go.

Oh, go fuck yourself, you rancid pustule.

NO! Really?! I wish Tumblr wasn’t blocked from my office laptop but I’m dying for more details. I always wondered what happened between TSwift and Dianna. They seemed perfect for each other, honestly. And then poof, nothing.

Nah.

It takes until Episode 4 to really get going. Give it a second shot!

Eh. Countless celebrities go to children’s hospitals. It’s not really that remarkable when you know it’ll get out somehow - which it inevitably does. e.g. your shining paragraphs above.