As a hairy female with light skin and dark facial hair, I think it’s great that you’re willing to let your future daughter know about other options.

THANKS! I’m at the office right now and my company’s network has a pretty tough firewall. No sarcasm here-promise, just excited to not have to wait til I get home to look at that pretty pretty boy.

Oh god, Tate.

UGH. I can barely tell how hot he is in that dark, grainy photo.

The people who were contracted to care for her, sold her into the hell of emotional, and sexual slavery and will continue to be allowed to do so because they sing hymns and have pictures of a man being tortured in their homes.

I quit watching around Season3. Or 4.

Just don’t move to Utah.

God, wax figure Ed Sheeran is hotter than the real-life Ed Sheeran.

Did we not call this in the previous article about them?

Herpington’s Corners?

This man is a heartless murderer and because he was in uniform people want to give him money!?

Aw Rob Kardashian is starting to look like his old self a little bit. Way to go Rob.

I keep rereading his tweets about Jay-Z. I must have my dunce goggles on bc I can’t make sense of it. Can someone translate for me?

Exactly. That should be a warning to dole out to all ladies:

Girl, I was ALL ABOUT Carly!

Clearly I’m shameless and desperate for answers.

No way. Is working on The Bachelor/Bachelorette like UnReal? Was Ian genuine when he apologized? And is Chris Harrison actually an asshole in real life?

Oh gag, Lea Michele. She makes my soul want to shrivel up.

Honey, no.....

Exactly. It’s more likely that he won’t get his own show because of how he has spurned Kourtney and he was never a favorite of Kris to begin with.