A short list of musicians you’re not allowed to not like: Michael Jackson, Prince, Luther Vandross, Sade, Aretha Franklin, Gladys Knight.

No fight. Right next to you. Whats the next move?

I think some parents are so insistent on “It couldn’t happen to ME” because they need to think that. If only “bad” parents’ children die in accidents, then “good” parents don’t have to admit they are also terrifyingly vulnerable to the worst thing imaginable.

I’m not taking this fuckstick out of the greys, but I’m posting this here so that other folks can see what an asshole he is. 

I am so sorry. 

Sure do love all the perfect parents in this comment section who have never, ever fucked up, not even once. Not even when they are tired, or stressed, or sick, or overworked or running on fumes.

So the folks in this administration aren’t the smartest people in this country but I guarantee everyone of them know how to spell these two words: “impeachment” and “collusion”.

Can we please make sure we NEVER let drunk racist uncles and their cousins run the country again?

The world is about to hand us our ass.

Also as has been pointed out, much of the bumper last quarter can be attributed to foreign purchasers bulk buying supplies to avoid tariffs before some moronic tool started an all out trade war…

And at this rate, I’ll be just under 11 feet tall when I reach 100 years old. 

economic growth continues 

“I’m American Hitler.  I don’t have to bother with proper spelling.”

Misspelling Harriot had to be intentional.

My eyes are rolling so far back in my head, I may have trouble driving.

“Roaring”? I think they meant “soaring”.

Ryan, not young but still fresh in retail, finds his boss Kelly in the break room.

Is it me or is the world... dimming?

I’ve got a grand or two tucked away, and don’t forget because it’s foreign money it buys even more of your weird green paper money.

Alright then; who’s cooking for the bake sale/charity cookout? I think that’d really work and we could the people could own the site. Plus, white people would finally get to have a plate! (Because they have to pay for it. Can’t be given out free baked mac n’ cheese.)