I conquer, and I super cereal hope you’re right. But as with a lot of things, I’ve learned that I’m likely in the minority report. Most people don’t have a high school degree; though I feel like a temporarily inconvenienced millionaire, my household income puts me well west of the equator income even for my county of…

“Very sad about Johnny Football. Now let’s cut to the Gronk cam!”

The hottest of takes.

It’s not like anyone at Deadspin/Gawker cares to vet or check stories before they publish. They apparently don’t even proof read their headlines.

It’s worth mentioning... the AT&T rooftops (where this interview is taking place) are all-inclusive. You can start drinking for free 2 hours before the game.

Living in St. Louis, my entire life, this doesn't surprise me in the slightest. The people from where Street is from haven't progressed socially since the 1800s. It's embarassing.

You wanna have some fun, read the comments section on that STLtoday story (or any STLtoday story, really). It makes YouTube comments seem like the fucking Algonquin Round Table.

This is so shitty, man. As a guy who grew up and lived in St. Louis for 22 or so years, I just can't believe this. Not in the sense that I am calling BS on the story, but in the sense that I really am proud of where I grew up and I wish like hell shit like this didn't happen. I do not give a flying fuck about the…

A cryin' frickin' shame. Ford is a gentleman and a class act. Nobody deserves this, but he especially doesn't.

Great, now I have to Google her boobs.

Lacky: "Welker popped Molly"

it's cool. The bar I have set for dog videos is pretty high:

To be fair, it was a Trader Joe's.

I actually called for a consult with my PCP this morning to see if maybe he can recommend me to a CBT practitioner and possibly get me started on some mood stabilizing drugs. I just wish I hadn't waited so many years to set aside my foolish pride and admit that I Might Need Help Because There Might Be Something Wrong…

Oh man, food customers are the worst. I work in a bakery as a cake decorator which is the swirling vortex of dealing with regular food customers + brides + spoiled children. I've had customers act shocked when I told them buttercream contained milk and that cake does contain gluten. My worst idiots come from people…

Two additional, Move and Scale when trying to set home and lock screens doesn't work at all.