When I was a kid in the late 60s/early 70s, the term for a movie that required parental guidance was 'GP' which they flipped to 'PG' some time in the early '70s. I remember quite clearly that 'Escape from the Planet of the Apes' still carried the GP designation.

Lacky: "Welker popped Molly"

I guess I have been living vacuum-sealed under a rock on the ocean floor, because I have not heard of either. And I'm a concert going music lover, amateur musician, and own a few hundred bought records.

it's cool. The bar I have set for dog videos is pretty high:

It's like, how much more black could this be? and the answer is none. None more black.

To be fair, it was a Trader Joe's.

"It's not like impersonating Kirk requires any dignity or anything..."

Just because it's terrible doesn't mean it isn't also great.

Close, but I think Birdemic takes the cake.

I actually called for a consult with my PCP this morning to see if maybe he can recommend me to a CBT practitioner and possibly get me started on some mood stabilizing drugs. I just wish I hadn't waited so many years to set aside my foolish pride and admit that I Might Need Help Because There Might Be Something Wrong…

Hilarious how many idiots take the side of the moron slamming on his brakes on a freeway. I seriously hate driving because the courtesy I give others is RARELY returned. Stay safe out there, brother, there are few of us and a bunch of homicidal/suicidal maniacs everywhere.

Hyperbole and a Half helped me understand depression much better than many years of reading self-help books. Especially the thing that most people don't realize, which is that the worst part of depression is the bit where you don't feel anything at all. Also, it was funny as hell.

There are times when I feel as though Hyperbole and a Half literally saved my life.

Loved "Hyperbole and a Half". It seemed to help a little bit. I'm going to have to check out some of these other ones.

I. Love. This. I love love this. It's SO sexy and honest and strangely charming.

I never twittered or facebooked to begin with. Some say I don't know what I'm missing. To them I say ditto.

I'll just leave this here:

Way better name too.

Actually this was the original. The Island producers even settled a lawsuit about it, which to me is the same as admitting guilt lol.

Oh man, food customers are the worst. I work in a bakery as a cake decorator which is the swirling vortex of dealing with regular food customers + brides + spoiled children. I've had customers act shocked when I told them buttercream contained milk and that cake does contain gluten. My worst idiots come from people…