You can also safely drop off Vicodin and Percocet at my house, I promise to dispose of them properly!

It’s the only candy bar with the cookie crunch!

Liberal paradise is full of good ideas that always work! I say we give the homeless money for free, that way they won’t throw a 3 day drug party and be broke until next month.

But they can work at Target right?

Its not for everyone, I started drinking it for breakfast and dinner for 2 weeks now, it’s fine. Lost some weight, the dinner one replaced a taco bell or fast food run nightly and the breakfast is easier because it’s coffee flavor, has protein for after my morning workout and caffeine and it’s easier to stock than…

Billion? A good lawyer finds the cost of doing it anyways and seeing how much the penalty is. A retailer bought an old building once to destroy it and build a store, the people didn’t want that to happen and found out it was a national monument or something because George Washington had an office there or something,…

At what constitutes the fanciest restaurant around here, I took a couple girls to them (2 different one) and the bill was ~$120-$140 and I would always drop 2 $20s on the table and they would look at me like I was insane.

In the middle of no-where Cali, never seen or ate at one, but would like to. We have In-N-Out though, which destroys everything and I have been warming up to Pieology lately.

It is pretty fucking funny.

Then she divorces you and says surprise! I’m a millionaire!

Yes, but mostly the women get half your hard earned retirement and pension and sometimes you keep paying them after divorce and child support. Divorce should be the number one reason not to get married in the first place. What are your thoughts on the documentary Divorce Corp?

New alien/tech race/class or whatever, loot, cosmetics. Maybe new map. I dont even play it.

Would of been more believable if he said newborns get a “may cause cancer” sticker on their head. That’s what happens in a liberal paradise, LA is Mexico and a bunch of shit nonsense “laws”.

You made infinity war post and turned into a Trump post? Oh Gawker....

Don’t want to pay for dinner, wants a guy with money and then YOU will be the one to propose, got it. Hope you score that rich guy that pays for everything and he says yes! you’re quite the catch!

I thought the OP picture was Adam from Infinity Wars.

Submitted, I have Auto parts CAL in the works (submitted dealer CPO car hoping it will work as it’s potentially $1000's), DVD drive CAL, This one and 2 other small ones, all legit no fraud. Usually I get checks for $30-60 in the mail randomly, you forget what you sign up for and it takes forever. But once I was a part…

Alright, good video/song is domestic abuse, asshole guy, tons of N word saying, shit lyrics, “hoes”, dick pics, and fighting... got it!

Most I hear about, including myself, is that it’s done while drinking beer, after a meal or during high stress times.

Wow, that whole Liberal college thing was a lie then huh? /s