Why does Jalopnik hate Acura so much?

Put on the Acura emblem upside down, SOOO JDM much racer.

Come watch me not watch Jimmy Kimmel Live, i’m in my 13th season!

Nintendo, quit the hardware business and do what Blizzard is doing with your IPs. Make a FPS, a MOBA, a RTS, a dungeon crawler, etc...

Someone start a GoFundme page for this guy before he trips and falls on a sword!

Holy fuck does she suck.

How else am I supposed to get in my “zone”.

Imagine the backlash if they made the KPA zone the yellow zone.

What about Acura dealerships? Do they offer to get you “off” because you set foot on one or do they assume you’re there for a MDX/TLX because thats the only cars they ever sell?

Shoes.

$600 to attend all summer and serves up some great fruit punch.

1. Zeal, the magic kingdom.

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I want to play at least a 30v30 match where I can take a ship and fight on the ground taking out things or fly directly above and engage in a space battle and take out and objective that lets me fly back down to the planet to take out a new objective that opened up because I took out the space objective.

Ugh, that recycled assets map looks and sounds lazy.

No no no, they are going to treat this IP as a cash in name to branch out from no remake from fond memories. I predict my childhood memories will be destroyed when the game no long has ATB, the original music is gone and the settings are different.

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Man that front end is ugly.

ZELDA

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