·This reminds me of Epicurus :

I remember watching porn in the time of low speed internet connection, I had to wait for seconds watching my computer screen slowly load and pixel pictures. You never went on the Playboy site during the early to mid 2000s.

I can’t wait to go to a party at the Playboy Lean-to.

I hear Cat Fancy Magazine, too, is gonna stop showing pussies, opting instead for thought pieces by Lewis Lapham and Paula Poundstone.

It’s possible that everything hovers, since nothing actually touches. Because physics. Apparently.

Things England actually need to spend their time worrying about: 1. Rain 2. Mel Gibson 3. Rain 4 their teeth 5. The Falkland Islands 6. Massive insecurity complex due to their fading empire 7. Their fucking horrific national soccer team. 8. Rain 9. Moldy Scones 10. The Queen’s latest hat. 11. Piers Morgan

Not surprising considering the history and real legacy of Mother Theresa. Just following in her footsteps of actually hurting people instead of really helping. Luckily there are loads of amazing and cool nuns, but Mother Theresa and her order were/are not these people.

...it’s impossible to just rewatch a scene or two when it comes on cable.

Fast and Furious is responsible for creating a generation of custom car having douchenozzles. Therefore, Bourne wins.

I mean, I imagine it’s the same reason I smoke cigarettes when I’m drunk.