Who are you?!?

You blew your wad on what was supposed to be a dry run. And now you have something of a mess on your hands.

I didn't read it. I just liked it.

They don't know what the jaaaaazzzz…….. s'all about, ya see!

‎"I capped a rat out of my tree. At my house, where we smoke, there's a tree over, and the rats like to eat the berries. And I hate the rats, and I hate when they drop off and hit one of my kids or we're out there smoking and one drops in our hair. I pulled out my .22, and I have these varmint rounds and I capped that…

Does that mean us Michiganders will be Canadian or are we starting our own deal. Don't think that we would let the Great Lakes out of our grasp easily!

After many fluctuations over the years, I'm also probably about 10-20 lbs lighter too. I guess what I'm getting at is that we're all apparently long-lost triplettes.

Fair enough. I just hope he understands that I'm not the kind of dad that's going to hug him or look at him or anything. But the love is there.

Is he nice? I'm always scared that my doppelgangers are going around just being jerks to everyone.

Apparently.

I see now that the bio was for "Deer Bear," nonetheless…

Although I could never get the mustache. Just the awful neck-beard.

Holy Shit! That dude in the middle of "Shark?" looks like me when I was 18! And that bio sounds like the kind of stupid shit I would've written in high school. What does this mean?

"Uh guys… ha ha… it happened. It happened… Now where's my sandwich?"
-Tom Jane

I would try to engage with you in a reasonable, intelligent way… but you're a fucking idiot. Who deserves to be divorced every year.

Yes.

I think she's the one who castrated your dog.

Our Dawes! Is an awesome Dawes!

He has transcended mere names. "Dawes lead singer" is the ultimate show of respect.

Every scene with Jax was fantastic. And when he understood that the true power lie within him, and not in his metal arms… I'll admit that I teared up a bit.