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Awesome! We can’t have a “dislike” button but we can have a “go kill yourself” button. This is ridiculous, it will be abused and Zuckerberg has no business trying to be the world’s untrained therapist.

Without the magic that is Olaplex, my long hair would not have a hidden layer of neon.

I am so excited for the return of beauty articles. Jia, the blonde really suits you! Also, you have the world’s most fluffy, adorable dog.

Good lord. Are you really that blind to your own coverage of Clinton during the primaries? I mean, really.

At least you tried it. Although I disagree completely and would never eat at a restaurant with you or trust any of your culinary suggestions, I respect that you tried it.

You will be ashamed of your words and deeds.

I, for one, am very much looking forward to Kojima's admission that he did it so that he could get to see people cosplaying Nude!Reedus, and if we're being totally honest, I am also looking forward to seeing those cosplays myself.

Obviously what we need next is Assassin’s Creed: Blood Dragon.

Are they totally different? Are they avocado and mercury? Lye and justice?

Women tend to be more realistic and manage day-to-day lives very well. Men on the other hand tend to be more idealistic—and fantasy films need that idealistic approach. I don’t think it’s a coincidence men are picked.

2016 where “talk shit, get hit” still applies like it has for decades. The only difference between then and now, is the reach of ones words and the connectivity to your audience.

Opinions have always been open for crucifixion. That’s the price of public speech. You can either get over and stop fretting at the idea that

When you say you love the “series” are you referring to 4-6 because I was a whole lotta 1 and 2 up there.

Related note: I miss Millihelen, and dishing to all my fave makeup people about the best products.

Yes, it definitely is. I had to read all of this a few times to have any idea what’s going on.

Just tell them they get a donut after the doctor appt. :)

More like: We have a 45nm transistor based processor, and birds use a 18nm one

You mean like a Snookie or Tila Tequila or something? I suppose I could see that. They’d likely have to age her up a bit into her 20s, but they were probably already going to do that anyway.

You think that is hard. Imagine the difficulty I had typing this very sentence.

“She is a girl who has never been kissed.”

Unless he is cast for someone on the police force, you really could consider the majority of Death Note’s cast as either a psychopath or a sociopath.