Oh cry for the poor jester, for what will they joke about if they cannot make observations about race and gender and denigrate gays?

I’ve always believed that a great gift is something the recipient wants, but a better version than what they would buy for themselves. They have a cup of tea every day; you give them a fine tea selection. They’ve been thinking about new bedsheets; you splurge on a luxury set for them. It makes the gift practical AND…

I thought that was the Big Zam. Once we breed more of them without the lax incense, we’ll put an end to the Federation once and for all!

I love this story! I was saved by my consierge checking on me and calling 911 a few years back. I used to walk by her to use the gym every morning at the same time. On the 3rd day that I didn’t show she came looking for me. I had a bad reaction to new medication and was completely out of it. I had a very serious…

Did you report the new Ys VIII PS Vita models?

A most interesting point is that the recording would have been inadmissible before a 2012 change in PA’s wiretap laws.

Eggshell skull rule, motherfuckers.

Jesus, I’m having nightmares about him turning into some Ghost/Water Leopard Clown Seal

The LL Bean Hunter’s Tote in camouflage comes in 3 sizes. I have the medium for everyday use, and I like the zip close version (though they make an open one as well). Get it monogrammed in neon orange (just one of 47 choices), and you have one hot tote for only $39.

These men won’t support Clinton because she “enabled” her husband’s cheating, in favor of supporting Trump, a twice-divorced man who has bragged publicly about his own marital infidelity.

I really wish we could separate the issue of GMOs and Monsanto. Because 1 is fine, but fuck Monsanto. It’d be like arguing the internet sucks because Time Warner Cable sucks.

I appreciate things like GMOs, vaccines, and the word “chemicals” for helping me remember that people on my side of the political spectrum can ALSO be fucking idiots.

Now where is picross 3D2 and Box Boy 2?

John Cho and Constance Wu need to be in more stuff! Seriously, they are both awesome.

Anti-intellectualism is such a sad and potentially destructive trend in our culture.

There were so many great trophies in the HD collection.

The real joke is that The Huntsman is doing better at the box office.

So, here is my son’s assessment of that show. My parents love it, and being his grandparents, want to watch the show while he’s around. The kid is 7.

Nano Machines.