This actually would make me more attracted to someone. Kindness and selflessness are virtues when you're no longer a teenager.

If God is omnipotent, could he make a dick so beautiful that a guy could suck it without sinning? #Philosophicalquandaries

There are life changing dicks out there, I once set my eyes on a dick so beautiful I stopped being homophobic.

STOP GOBLIN-SHAMING

"Millennial women with college educations managed to close the gap ever so slightly by bringing in a median household income of $63,000."

Oh yeah? Well, if the pay gap's so bad, how come my ex-neighbor's common law wife makes $85 an hour working from home and just bought herself a new BMW? (Beat you to it, spambots!)

I think that her life, up until when she found fame on the show, unfortunately prepared her too well for dumb comments and questions from bubbleheaded interviewers. I'm sure she's faced this for years, and has had a lot of time to think about how best to answer such people.

No, she's just patient enough to play through the game on hard difficulty and never flinch or turn away. She's an integrator.

I would watch Snoop getting high and adding commentary to just about anything. Can he start doing Red Carpet stuff, because that would be amazing.

It says "CLICK TO SUBSCRIZZLE." I'm done for today, ya'll.

He has a Netflix special that recently got released also!

That's just how KickStarter campaigns behave. They never manage to keep their initial bump through the whole project. It will likely stay a steady stream until the end when a bunch of people who have been slacking or on the fence realize it's their last chance and give it another big bump.

Most offices are air conditioned, most schools are not.

So much for my idea of shorts which cover the knees, but expose the genitals..

I saw a bra strap once. Woke up six days later in a ditch outside of Reno, covered in blood and cocaine. Never saw my car again.

Really, it's the depth which the actual text of this proclamation goes into that makes it noteworthy, not the proclamation itself. Proclamations are usually pretty boilerplate and even Rob Ford has made proclamations for Pride even though he typically literally distances himself from such things.

Allergy Medicine. Bottle of 360 pills is $15.99 at Costco. Most you can get elsewhere are boxes of 30 for $20 each. That's $240/year vs. $15.99.

She patted her precocious daughter on the arm and replied "Oh honey, of course she believes in Jesus. She's Chinese. They've been saved."

I'm glad all of the Chinese have been saved, that's a load off my worry plate.