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Maaaybe? For casual phone-owners who also have reasons to need an SD card (taking video and/or travel-prone people who want to store media for consumption on a plane?), probably not the tree you wanna be barking up.

There’s the phone selection as a con. Not because the phones are bad, the 5x is very agreeable for the price— If you’re a person who needs expandable storage on your device, Fi is not right for you. You cannot get a phone compatible with Fi that also has hardware for micro-SD cards.

Play more. Play as much as you can handle and play new games as they come out. Zero isn’t an outlier, this is the Yakuza experience.

Offer accepted, Arnold. Let’s do this thing. Please, let’s.

Pearl Harbor, on the coast of Florida.

There will be an entire chapter consisting entirely of repeated expletives in every language she knows and four she made up.

...I’m pretty sure Nicki and Drake have a history of being actual friends! (Drake could drink an ocean, so it’s not like you’re wrong about him.)

As much as Drake wants to be hardcore, he’s got a good thing going as Uncool, Reputable Boyfriend Drake.

Because Digimon World is more of an indicator for JP audiences about the content of the game than it is for us, all World games have been like this. (I miss 2 and its dungeon system...)

Your house, your rules.

Make talking to Mr. Google a game, but beware of the unintended consequences.

The King was my favorite ad campaign, possibly ever.

The glitches are pretty fantastic. Flying monkeys without jetpacks, man.

There wasn’t anything jarring about SO3, in the grand scheme of sci-fi and/or people who played FFX.

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I think that some of the Aeris/th backlash has to do with the fact that her name was quietly fixed and nobody knew why, even though there was a non-cosmetic reason— Her name was supposed to evoke “air-earth,” so the localization really did botch it as badly as they did the rest of the game.

triAce has a habit of making games that I grievously resent around the 2/3 to 4/5 mark. (They also have a habit of making games I’m obsessed with and don’t resent, which is why I still buy them. Covenant of the Plume is legitimately good.)

Not even that. You remember that time Colbert was invited during Bush II? Just one good satirist is enough.

By the time I’d gotten to them, the collections were long-dead (there’s a use of them for a NSFW audio parody on YT, naturally involving Alex and Cross). But they’re in the PC install and they can be extracted with some effort.

Prototype (1) has boatloads of NSFW unused Alex sound files, too. And I mean it, don’t put them on speaker.