HA. “I like your asymmetrical eyelids, flat face, and overbite,” said literally nobody. “What’s wrong with your face?” said often.

There’s no lie, spend an hour around a lactose intolerant person who’s had a cup of skim. You’ll wish you were born without a nose.

Paper Bowser on the TTYD engine.

AAPI didn’t botch it, either. When people remember they’re a thing.

You know what, keep that promise if you can take it seriously. If it means absolutely nobody, including the new boss. Absolute stagnation with zero movement, that will prove fixable when the opportunity presents itself.

It really depends on your cooking habits and what (de)motivates you. I find cooking meat safely to be unnecessarily anxiety-inducing and don’t do it conventionally unless I have to, but it’s not an issue any more. 

It really depends on your cooking habits and what (de)motivates you. I find cooking meat safely to be unnecessarily…

There are recipes that do require temperature changes midway through (being a newbie, chocolate is what comes to mind), and slow cooker-esque applications where you remotely begin cooking halfway through the day through strategic use of ice baths, because you’re a bad dude who works for a living.

There are recipes that do require temperature changes midway through (being a newbie, chocolate is what comes to…

The goal of showing up at a march (of most sorts) is to show up as a warm body and repeat what other people are saying. Not a thesis, not an interview, not an SAT test. You can do this on a whim, and you don’t need paragraphs to justify it.

And/or those who don’t have the proportions to wear a bikini top at any size.

Meanwhile, the actual Satanic Temple has begun a campaign to protect children from corporal punishment and psychological abuse in public schools (and presumably by extension, prisons), with the emphasis that their religion explicitly considers Not Being Assaulted to be a religious right.

The goal of AT&T and Comcast is to make 1Tb sound totally unreasonable so you’ll keep your main TV subscription [...]

There’s a lot to be said for high-level play as performance art, as well, to use FANG as an example. It’s delightful to watch high-end play of him, win or lose.

Nominate a moderate VP? I mean, theocracy is really popular and may be moderate by a technicality, but this is the guy’s MO.

Scottie Dog is love, Scottie Dog is life.

She’s mall-goth Max (or Rutee without the assistance of a tailor), don’t act like this is the first time they’ve gone economy-class on the clothes.

Well. That’s about Muv-Luv levels of “there’s kind of a reason we don’t wear clothes” and I accept that, so I guess it’ll do.

If I saw about 2/3s of those on the street, I’d 180 out of there immediately. That’s Joker Gang murder-clown chic.

It’s a whole lot easier to understand facism from the 40s: Back then, it was a financial endeavor to stay well-informed, and people had less resources to reveal they were being lied to. There were disadvantaged people who really could claim indoctrination to the point of not knowing better.

Dragons, fighter jets, babies, they’re basically the same thing.

If Ashes were like Joys and Jennies and Oaks (to a lesser extent), and the Ketcham family just really liked Pikachu enough that all the Ketcham kids had one, we’d have something cooking.