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It is truly a solution in search of a problem. You want to be able to see the sink as well, so just get a nightlight. They make cool LED ones nowadays.

It is truly a solution in search of a problem. You want to be able to see the sink as well, so just get a

Remind him that middle names exist.

I have an entire batch of relatives all theme-named to start with A (their parents are both A-).

It means you’re allowed to make up your own pronunciation when the parents are around (be nice to the kid if they’re small, of course, they didn’t ask for this) (I try to be nice, knowing my poor, very young Iranian cousin’s name is Mariano).

And yet I’ve never seen a child named Ninja Gaiden.

Be nice, though. Satanists and occultists have been fighting for the rights of minority religions for a long time.

It’s funny, because most of my full-Chinese family qualifies, but I don’t because I have the misfortune of European grandparents.

I’m presuming it’s a factor in why the plea deal provides an out for dismissal. A lot of people don’t get that kind of fair shot, but if his lawyers successfully convinced the court that the job pressured him to do unreasonable things, the way the punishment was set up makes sense.

None of that is an issue for people who like that sort of thing, naturally.

SHE LIFTS

SHE LIFTS

That’s quite a rude thing to say to the janitorial staff. I’m sure many of them can spell potato correctly in multiple languages, which is a minimum of two more than vintage Quayle.

That’s the point. I know it’ll look colossally messed up, I want to be entertained.

That’s some subtle, but good work. Big improvements on the hair, it’s gone from The Sims 2 to console Skyrim or thereabouts. They should just license the Guilty Gear shader and be done with it, though.

We’ll never know what Larry would have been like if he’d settled longer, but I do think his creative chops are better than his presence specifically as a host/interviewer. Here’s to him making something cool in the future.

She’s perceptively cringey when she’s not talking about something factually correct (presumably because she knows what time it is). It’s more that people don’t challenge her, a good misdirectionist doesn’t break character.

Context, though. There’s a difference between not accepting a loss when your theoretical loss was by the large margins polls suggested, and auditing a few of the biggest and closest races. We live by the notion that all votes count, which is why precincts are still counting votes even now, so it’s not that unpatriotic.

Lack of a footprint in the regional identity (which is quite a shame). In Hawaii, it’s more or less impossible to opt out of Hawaii-specific curriculum in the public school system (as in: indigenous, pre-colony culture), so all colors of kids get some amount of Hawaiian language exposure, and some schools are able to

I don’t agree that it’s a ding against democracy to call for an audit. Democracy isn’t a religion-- To borrow a Buddhist saying, you should test it like a piece of gold. 

It’s going to be really weird to cheer for Clarence, if it comes to that, but I will.

It must’ve been very difficult to have that affect on people— That said, the best way to disrespect them is to look the part but be the exact opposite. See also: Barrowman in The Producers. It’s a lot more meta, but nothing’s more pleasing than seeing him in a bad dye job, in maximum mockery of nazi regalia.