My barometer of authenticity is crisp pixels (exactly as programmed), and if you look at previous NES-asset games Ninty puts out, that’s basically where they stand. It’ll likely be unfiltered.

RIP Millihelen.

Uurrrrgh, I’ve tried a thorough cleaning and unplugging my charger to reduce false inputs (PSA: If you own a Nexus 5x, this is a thing), but even if the ball isn’t sparkling at the time I throw it, it’ll curve if I throw with any velocity at all.

The funny story about Cruz’s career in Texas is, he’s never been elected in a completely neutral, shenanigans-free election. I’m not 100% sure he’s proven to be electable in Texas in the way most people would define it— It’s maybe still a question mark.

The game won’t stop reading my ball throws as curveballs. This is really bothering me.

I’ll forgive people born in the 00s, you didn’t ask for that: Pokemon’s been a hell of a thing since the 90s. The franchise isn’t at peak, but it’s still kiiiind of strong.

Mystery Men was fantastic.

The way I see it, I’ve been called ugly a nonzero amount of times in my life, so I’ve got implicit permission to take my vote elsewhere!

China invented explosives and semi-automatic projectile weapons before 250 AD, you’d think they’d be all over that.

You have people from the previous generation who have the same problem, not treating humans using the internet as real people, not considering the internet “real life,” etc. Way, way pre-internet.

Considering most water types are “literally one specific species of fish/water creature,” I wouldn’t be bothered if it were. (That scary fish from the last SM update being an upgrade, but the starter is guilty.) Still, you’re right, it’s a creature posing like a lei.

“Fri-day”

A sign to catch approximately 100 of them and evolve your baby into a Gyrados?

You’re an adult and you know what a demographic is. I like D Double E, but that doesn’t magically make chinese women his prime demo. I don’t need the DNC pretending to like whatever the kids like, nobody looks good doing that.

Is her demo people in their sixties?

Unless he maintains that she was complaining about her allergies, or a very uncomfortable runny nose, I don’t know either.

Well...the plushie is cute?

In that case, make it DLC and sell it as Silly Mode.

I asked my doctor about getting #3, since I’d gone some time since #2 (couple years), and she said go for it. That said, my insurance treats all vaccines equally. (Before you say anything positive, they’re unusually reluctant about covering BC.)

That blue and white one looks really good. Would buy the bottom in black but not the top, because there is a way to not have a bikini body, and that’s when the tops fail to function as tops so much as side-warmers