Paul Dini writing or GTFO.

Aqua Velva.

Best wishes and godspeed!

Dear lord...please please please make this happen.

Coulson: “...or someone in a real shirt?”

And, in person? HILARIOUS and really nice to fans.

FYI re: those pearls. Those aren’t the good pearls. Good pearls (real pearls, especially real expensive pearls) are hand knotted, individually, on robe. if you pull off a good pearl strand, you might get 1, maybe 2, pearls that fall. The rest will be part of a broken necklace.

Yes, they do. They know. Trust me. BUT! They don’t care enough to fix it.
#goldbond #hell-evenbabypowder

As long as your feet (in socks) don’t stink, I’m fine with it. But no bare feet. And nothing on the table! (yuck!)

I feel Calvin in the bleeding. I was never ever graceful or coordinated (years of dance and sports and I still trip over air). But my Dad so wanted me to be good at sports. Enter ~1975-1976 in SC: My cousin got a new mitt and ball for his birthday and my Dad was going to teach me how to catch too! My mother forbade it…

Oh dear lord! What the fresh hell is this for a woman who is already going to be told she had an “easy delivery” since it was a c-section*? Now we have to get a scoop and...no. No X1000. No.

My son has allergies because his parents have lousy genes full of allergies. Not because he was a c-section baby. DUH.

Oral herpes =/= genital herpes. Herpes type 1 and herpes type 2 are different. Basically, she’s getting cold sores now. Ohhhh, so sorry. #coldsoressuck #suckitup #lotshaveherpes1

Also, did you know you can get herpes almost anywhere on your body? Yep, herpetic whitlow. Google it. Nurses and doctors, before gloves were…

I’ll never forgive them (I will probably forgive them).

Candy corn is da bomb! Best stuff ever.

This a gagillion times. I cannot tell you how many cosplayers I know who have:

Thirded! Yes, always leave the washer top/front open when not using to air out. Front load washers are NOTORIOUS for having mildew and that transfers to your clothes.

Also, make sure that if you don’t completely dry something, you hang it up. It has to be dry before you put in the closet, fold, etc. I know people don’t…

I’m thinking it should be sent to all people who go to Cons, along with their membership. :)

And Carrie Fisher’s immortal line about that show:

What about the time he helped Chewie get to his family for a weird, disco-like celebration?

Kid works at a movie theater - no one is going to see this. No. One. Less than 8 people on opening weekend.

The problem is that too many people believe whatever they read - whether on FB, any “news site”, a valid news site or whatever. People accept and do not do their own research and that’s the problem. You’ve seen it time and time again - something is said/posted, someone starts sharing and then, finally, someone says,…