Did anyone else notice how many of these are from Texas?

Nuva Rings are a form of birth control. Ryan’s sperm slipped past them and Mama’s uterus ignored it. Lucky kid - that’s a great mobile!

Not dumb. Dumb you can, to an extent, fix. Dumb can be taught and dumb and learn.

He never admitted that he believed President Obama was a citizen. He saidthe issue is over. He’s never admitted agreeing or apologized for the crap he said and did.

I just saw this and know it’s old but this. 1 thousand stars - THIS!

It’s not just about the costs. It’s also about the money any city is promised to “make” due to the new stadium. Historically, NFL/MLB/etc say that the city will “profit” from the new stadium, hence the city costs.

This is what pisses me off — this complete refusual to WORK WIHT a different party. 15 years ago McCain would have done this. Now? He’s a coward because he’s so worried about the Teabaggers that he makes statements like this to bolster his chances with the Drumph-ites. It’s nauseating and not how this country was set…

Plus, right beside the Grove is that AWESOME Farmer’s Market where I can sit, eat cheese, drink wine and rate the plastic surgery as it walks by!

I’d like to be his friend. So he can work on my cars. My spouse is a chef and would give food goods as a thank you -- but not as a barter or payment.

We can buy one. My understanding is that dildo Billy Bush needs a job.

star for “...since my younger brother had a kid...obviously...big enough.”

I found this out years ago in a different way. If your child’s birthday cake icing is dark blue or black...your poops show up BRIGHT BLUE! It’s a rather startling thing...good thing that all of us had it we’d have likely gone to ER to0.

I have a problem calling her FLOTUS. I know, short acronym...but it was NEVVER used before First Lady Obama.

I never heard FLOTUS for BushI, Bush II, Carter, Reagan..hell, even Clinton. But First Lady Obama becomes FLOTUS...intead of the regular honorary... Intersting.

*sings* I’m short and I know it. *dances*

Bother with “Zombie Jesus Day” (<-- what my spouse (the atheist) calls it) only because of chocolate.

Texas gave us deep-fried twinkies and deep-fried butter. I really think this is just more of the same - something that shouldn’t have been deep fried but could.

I thought it was just our weird cat that did this. None of the others ever has but he dips his paw in, as if he’s scooping water, and then licks the paw.

Viola and everyone else - black cohosh. Taken directly, one or two times a day. Helps tremendously.

Men get it too.

Show them how you want to. :) Trust me - Fox/whomever put them in the order *they* wanted them. :)