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Every time I see a Hummer, I think about the man driving it and think, “Oh, I’m so sorry you have a small penis.”

It’s the putting the salt and pepper on it BEFORE EVEN TASTING IT! In front of the chef. Jeez.

My fav “no kids” story was a destination wedding. Family member and, of course, Hub and I have to go. But we’re told “no kids.” Sister and I had 12-13 year olds at that time and it’s hard to find someone to keep those two for the weekend far away...but we did and were okay about it.

Bristol, let me explain. Sex can lead to babies. No, no...I’m not saying you can’t have sex. Sex is fine and you are an adult (kinda). But you need to think about unintended consequences of sex.

Nope. I’m happy dancing in my chair.

I though Shia wasn’t ever acting again...?

Would the “Clean Sheets” method do anything to stop STDs in fluid? Or HIV? If yes, that’s pretty damned significant.

Seriously? You get a local, gel numbing agent first, then the smallest needle in the world (I saw one - it was the same or small than a insulin needle) puts the anaesthetic in. Pull on your big boy pants and deal with it.

I have three people I just cannot eat out with...

My cousin was four when we married and we married on his actual birthday date. He thought the wedding cake was his birthday cake.

And it nibbles on grass!!!!! SO CUTE!

I’m just wondering why they don’t try low-dose testosterone? It’s the same effect...but less side effects!

My dog loves the crusts so how can I deprive her when I eat pizza? Come on, Sir Patrick, think of the pizza bones for the puppies!

This is the crux of the issue, isn’t it? Culture versus Education with a bit of the Old Capitalism thrown in.

Have you heard the new commercials for “cell hydration?” Seems our CELLS aren’t hydrated so that’s what we need to do. And ti’s only about $50 per session to get PURE CELL HYDRATION!

A country that can be so progressive (women in military, right beside men) then turns around and does this. *SIGH*

Then it’s only the Republicans - and that’s a short list on running again...

We were given one by my grandmother when our child was 1 as a “birthday present” to him. We took it and said, “Hm, yeah, thanks” having no intention EVER of putting our son on it. My grandmother kept on us to try it on him, see how it looks and my Husband (usually the most calm man and someone who just deals with my…

Dear ESPN, really? I know you have people look over what Tony’s going to talk about...but did you forget that day?