Listen, America, it's not you...no, it's me. I think you are great, really but, you know...I think I just want to like you alot and see you alot and just be friends.

No, what he's literally saying is that Obama is not patriotic and wasn't raised like he was raised.

There is NOTHING worse than going to a restaurant with someone who is LOOKING to be picky/a problem. NOTHING.

Hunter S. Thompson approves, sir.

I'll also add that it's hard to get some men (I said some) to get a vasectomy. It's the easiest, quickest, CHEAPEST and most risk-adverse procedure for permanent birth control and yet it is the least used form of permanent birth control (tubal ligation is #1).

Thank you. My son was circumsized and it was a discussion with my Hub and me. We discussed it up and down. Dad's cut, will son get weird that he's not the same? What about cleanign it? What about doing it and he gets hurt? Will he look lik emost of his friends - if we do it or don't do it? Round and round.

I'm sorry for your loss. There is something about losing a grandparent that is differently harder than losing a parent. When my paternal grandfather died, i was just so deeply sad. He'd been ill, we knew something was coming but...the sadness still hits me as I type this. When my father died, there was so much…

I have yet to ind someone on a decent insurance plan that does not cover Viagra AND vasectomies. However, I've seen about 25% of decent plans that don't cover birth control pills. SMH

WAIT! There's a Piggly Wiggly still standing in Wisconsin? I thought all of them were gone?

V-Day with Phil Coulson sounds awesome.

I completely agree with you. The only problem being that Piggly Wiggly has (all but a very very few) gone to the great parking lot in the sky.

I'm still bummed we didn't get a second season of Alcatraz. It was just getting good!

I agree re: stadiums (any and all) and the use of public $. I ranted on that re: Olympics a few posts ago.

...the syphilis out of your neighbor's nose...?

Musberger is HIDEOUS. I have him over at the SEC Network and it's awful. He's always for one team and against another - it's the most blatant favoritism and his play calling is slow and embarrassing.

I love Rece doing his referee'ing of those two. I will miss him there!

Dear Olympic Committee*,

I'm seconding #5 above. If you try the new litter and cleaner boxes thing and it doesn't work - could be something else. Good luck.

A long time ago in a galaxy far away, I met a friend of a friend. We were at a concert and I remember him saying, "God, seeing two women singing just really hits me. It's so powerful."

"...But what I really prefer is that people don't need religion to figure out why it's worth being a good person. Who do good things because it's what makes a community better, an existence better, and not because it's how you get your salvation points..."