Could finally get to a machine I could post from:

I do have to agree that I liked playing Tommy more than I like playing Niko, whom I liked playing more than CJ and definitely more than Claude. Granted, Tommy had his own pathos. He bemoaned the lost time in the slammer, the set-up that led to it and reminisced about working in his father's print shop. Not too deep,…

I'm really looking forward to this because they are planning on putting it on the 360.

@ManjiKengo: I don't own a PS3 and probably never will unless I'm given one as a gift or win the lottery. So that takes me out of the running. And only a couple games have ever really gotten his notice graphicswise (unless the graphics are shit) and that was the Crysis engine.

Good to see him picking nits again. The reviews of older games wasn't quite as fun as something like this.

Um... holy crap. The house was impressive enough, but the entire level was incredible.

Jack's got an Atari 2600 up in his attic that he sneaks up and plays every once in a while. Makes him feel dirty.

For the real money whores: LEGO Final Fantasy VII

Crecente: Dude, you're in Colorado. There's a sushi place every few blocks around here. Even if it's just silly little Cali Rolls....

The wife was the one who insisted we pick this one up. Because she gets motionsick easily, there aren't many games we can play together, so this one is a double treat.

@Eville1:

Not one of his better ones, but still, a mediocre Yahtzee is still better than 90% of other reviewers. Wiki says the game had an XBox port. I'll have to see if I can find it.

So they either amp up the Mortal Kombat powers or tone down the DC characters. Still reeks of fail. DC must be jealous of all the Marvel vs Capcom success.

I hate Brucie. HATE HIM! I realize most of the friends in GTA are assholes, but I'd rather hang with Packie and put a bullet in Brucie's head. Waste of oxygen.

@tanknat007:

I went through all the comments and this was missing:

*sigh* I have friends who live in Colorado Springs. I keep telling them to move up with the slightly saner people in Denver and away from the Dobson reality distortion.

I'm actually disappointed that he didn't mention the editing of the game by the overbearing Austrailian censors, but all in all a decent and funny review.

Well, it's funny, but you need to look at it waaaaay too long to get the joke. I'm more amused by the amount of males that are scared by even the possibility of penis.

My wife doesn't play that much because of a problem with motion sickness. The last game she played with excessive fevor was Diablo II and she tries to play games like Tomb Raider Anniversary, but can only play for a little while before having to put the controller down due to motion sickness. FPS's nearly kill her. So…