I've actually noticed that, too. He has a decrepit, skeletal look that I once figured could only come from old age. Turns out he truly is the poster boy for the ravages of an abusive lifestyle.

This just gave me a laughing fit.

It's Mike D'Angelo, take everything (especially grades, he has his own unconventional scale) with a grain of salt.

(EDIT: Sorry, wrong thread…this thing really sucks on the iPad)

Haha!  That just made my day.  I can totally hear that in his voice.

Terrific job, Captain.

Wow. That was truly amazing.
And yeah, Random Rolls was the absolute highlight.

Yeah…I don't get this either.

House of Fun made me happier than any other comic book in recent months.  I loved Dork so much and had been missing it for so long that reading this was pure joy.

"Some of that…SSSWEET…SSSWEET!"

That might've been my favorite joke of the night.
It IS insane.

He's right…what the fuck does *that* mean?

What the hell happened in this review?  So bizarre.  Four small paragraphs on the actual episode (mainly recap) vs. five full paragraphs of an obsessive screed about some soft drink and its ad campaign.  Are editors checking these posts anymore?

Haha, I totally missed "Go to bread." That's great.

Geez, what a douchebag.

Whoa, he claimed that?  That's monumentally lame.  You got a link?

You're right, that's me:  somber and un-laughing.

@avclub-d542a3419c3ad57206a96bcc86155ebc:disqus Oh, I can't wait for a Top Chef oral history.  You just know there's a bunch of skeletons in the closet there.

"I'd go to a fried-chicken-and-wine party with these guys"

Those are the moments that made War of the Worlds for me. They were the most terrifying thing I saw at the movies that year, for sure.