I’ll spend 90 bucks on a lipstick when it can give me a 15 minute orgasm every time I put it on.

Katy Perry has an amazing body, but this photo looks so uncomfortable and like they straight up photoshopped the undersides of her arms off.

Also KP was pretty heavily photoshopped for that shoot.

I thought this was Bjork’s dentist

Stop body-shaming that lizard. His ass is normal.

If there is one thing a person can hold on to in this world and feel secure about, is that Björk will always be Björk, and that is truly a great thing.

I’d never heard of Juanita Broaddrick, somehow, but had known the others.

I suppose. I still think it smacks a little bit of not recognizing that Hillary isn’t her Husband and isn’t on the hook for the shitty things he may have done.

That being said though (Thanks Jon!), replying with “they deserve to be believed at first until they’re disbelieved based on evidence” is a pretty good spur of the moment reply. She could have refused to answer or said something stupid about it not being relevant or something.

mmm hmmm, if it is so awful, why do friends and family descend all winter to warm them bones and see the sun. I’m all about the left coast.

Agreed.

MORE MORE. i needs more pictorial tours of your day/life.

Try rising insurance premiums and blood pressure Sarah.

Every morning, including the ones in February, I walk past this. Then I come home and have fresh squeezed orange juice. It’s not for everyone, but a lot of us think it’s heaven on earth.

To my knowledge BLM has never shot up anywhere or killed anyone. When I was interviewing for a job for an organization that works with abortion we had to meet at an undisclosed location for safety reasons. I had to sign that I wouldn’t tell anyone where we met. Anti-choice fuck nuts have killed and bombed us. They…

I think you might be right. My son just did something like this in art class. He’s in 1st grade and brought home this really nice (for a 7 year old) self portrait. I asked him how he did it and he said they drew it very slow, one step at a time

She certainly isn’t the victim she’s made out to be. As soon as she started injecting other people, she became no better than the person who started injecting her in the first place. And, honestly, I have a hard time feeling overly bad for her from the start. She chose to do something extremely dangerous. We’re not…

I was with it until this:

Holy moley! I want to give you a giant hug. ((((Empress Foofypants)))))