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@shift321: secrets? really? jesus christ come on.

@Admiral_Awesome: hold on a icon till they shake and wobble. than drag one and leave it over another icon, it will look like its being swallowed. Enjoy that "magical" revolution of an ugly folder.

@fskhalsa: your not alone dude. Ipad has started to lose its appeal.

have i gone mad? am i the only one who has officially seen how limited apple is? this is not a magical update and if multitasking and folders is the big boy move (screw printing and airplay, more money, more apple logos)

as long as the the morbidly obese people are mandated to get heavily frisked AND still have to go through the xray machine only to not be allowed on, im cool.

i cant help but feel after reading this, the idea your sending isnt, "this is so cool" but actually "please think this is cool and there are not better options out there for cheaper and/or more effecient."

im more offended about them referring about my mom and her AJAX. Google's got some balls on them.

@HammerheadFistpunch: Look at my number3 & number4 for that answer and dont forget how comfy it is to wear them when enjoying number 1 and number 10...and when you take a number 2 too (not the list number 2 )

20 things i learned about the web:

@typica1cat: Four Loko does not count as coffee sir, but i understand, i had 2 beers. (four lokos do not count as beers)

@Tyrunn: Obsessive Consumption Drinkers?

meh

real men take their shots literally.

as long as Google can delete the fact that I used to drive during my senior year in highschool a Green '99 Ford Windstar, im cool.

That husband is GENIUS

Id re-tweet this but I hope she doesnt find out..because..man, thats just salt on the wound.

Jailbroken is the ultimate oxymoron.

@LTA: Crackteria

''And don't worry—the researchers were canny enough to design the bacteria to know when their work is done'' -Sounds like these bacterias mimic Foxcon employees