"Al, I've been a fan of yours since the beginning"

On a road trip across the country with my father our goal, for whatever reason, was to stop at random places along the way and tried to find Fletch on DVD.

That's what I'm hoping happens. I wonder if it's also a somewhat calculated push to get people to watch before it goes down then say "ha! Just kidding! But you love it now, right?"

Holy crap. Holy crap. Holycrapholycrapholycrapholycrap.

I started reading Bob Uecker's book The Catcher in the Wry and, being a WI sports fan and a fan of dry humor, it's great. It's got amazing lines like "I was in more hotel rooms that year than Gideon's Bible"

O_O

Your family reunions sound a lot like me in my head

As somebody who regularly uses the phrase "bag of dicks" I was glad to see it pop up in Jessica Jones and hope it gains some cultural traction

*cries while punching* this hurts me more than it hurts you

Starring as yourself in a biopic feels a little too Truman Show for me

Super Size Me usually ends with me wanting to go eat McDonalds

Ball bearings? Only if they play this sound effect as it happens: https://www.youtube.com/wat…

Isn't this @odd future wolfgang Pauli's territory?

I now realize I'm an "out of control hair in humidity" fan as well and never realized that

Things I like for no reason: Petite women with gauged ears. Short hair. Really anything that could be described as a "punk" look.

Also open a window when there's a nice breeze and it'll be just like there's a real fan in the room!

After having been through a bunch of health problems pretty constantly my whole life - "Don't assume more crap won't come cuz you've already been through a lot of crap"

I don't understand the line of thinking that if you're gay you are attracted to eeeeeeeeeeeverybody of a particular gender expression but it's not assumed that you're attracted to an entire gender if you're straight

Agreed. Though it's such a let down now when a "my wife" passes un-wiiiiiiiiiiiiiiife'd

Especially since I see offers for 3 or so months for 99c, though that could be just because I don't pay for it now. I feel like once they get you with that deal they never send it to you again