If this was just some farmboy with a goat, I’m not sure that’s a worthwhile story.

Right? And “I didn’t want to be a zoophile. I was trying to do everything I could to avoid this animal”? How hard could it possibly be to avoid a fucking dolphin?! Just because an animal humps your leg does not mean it’s cool for you, a human, to have sex with it. That’s not how it works.

she was intellectually pretty much my equal.

So what you’re saying is that you’d like there to be a cancer on cancer as a metaphor?

Being Jewish, I would never step into any train car that was designated special for me. Call it instinct, but NOPE!

Golf courses and gravesites have a lot in common in that they take up valuable land space that could be used for housing people instead of housing the physically and spiritually dead.

I bet she does, too...

This actually made me cringe. Not just because watching Hillary Clinton try to be funny and cool is cringe-worthy.