“My friends are not Tupperwares for me to dump my body image issues into, nor am I theirs.” Hilariously apt.

I’m always curious about what it’s like for children to have parents who have undergone plastic surgery. What happens if your nose (for example) looks like the mother’s original nose, the nose that she thought was ugly?  What would it be like to grow up knowing that your features were deemed “not good. enough” by your…

The ‘we’re just folks’ approach started with Victoria and then really took off under George V when there were pesky rebellions overthrowing other monarchies.

She’s been an empty husk for years now...I think instead of organs she has her degree from Harvard.  Because that’s something she likes to talk about a lot.

Yeah I don't particularly like the name anyway but this is the most offensive spelling I've ever seen. 

Her name is a nightmare to look at, it's like a yuppy parent's fever dream manifested in a series of letters.

“Imagine” was parodied and ridiculed TO NO end and with good reason. Its so damn weird. Vanessa Hudgens and Evangeline Lily practically ended their careers with their insane insensitivity. Priyanka Chopra clapping awkwardly and alone on her balcony. These people have access to everything. Average Joe’s are hunting…

I saw Lu do her cabart act in Atlantic City and I was one of the few not wearing Jovani. Or sequined knock off gowns.  The show was about what you would expect, if you kept your expectations really low.

There is a supernatural protection that is activated when we apply Jesus Blood

Coffee, because with it there is no life.

What a dick.

See also: the guy taunting everyone in my costco that they were “just going to have to get water from the tap” after he snagged the last case of waters.  I wish I'd filmed him instead of just giving him my worst stank eye.

What the hell! Soap everyone. Use Soap. Then don’t pick your nose.

I had 60 as my goal to grow out my gray. And now that that is uncomfortably close, I am re-setting the goal post.

I keep thinking I’m going to embrace my fully grey hair and stop dyeing it. But then it just feels like I’m going to look and feel so old. People already think I’m my son's grandmother at 46. 

This event has all the cultural relevance of a butter churning contest wearing a poke bonnet.
I can’t believe they still twirl fucking batons, either.

“That night, I saw a woman placed on a throne without a kingdom while no one watched.”

Serious question, is there anyone who would have an expectation of enjoying this movie?

She’s also cruel. The business model of America’s Next Top Model was to take a bunch of desperate and unworldly girls who were realistically never going to make it as high fashion models, and then oversell them on an impossible dream in order to manipulate them into accepting being tortured and humiliated on TV. The…

All of this was me six weeks ago. In fact, I’m currently pumping and typing while my infant is sleeping next to me. I still have all of the hospital products the ad features. Mothers and women deserve exposure and respect. How shameful of ABC to call what we’ve endured as ‘too graphic’. Mothers suffer and preserve…