I don’t get my news from a gossip site. I get my damn gossip from a gossip site and my news from a very expensive newspaper that is delivered daily to my doorstep.

I really, really hope Trump responds. Or dies. Whatever.

It’s because, to white people, white is the default. It’s a non-category. It means “human being, not otherwise subcategorized.” White person = human being, no race.

THEN WHAT IS EVEN THE FUCKING POINT OF OWNING NETFLIX??

Just how fucking retarded are you?

Police: “Freeze!”

I don’t think the feelings of the victim’s family should have any place in the matter. When prosecutors are eager for the death penalty they’re certainly fine ignoring the wishes of victim’s families who are opposed to it, which does happen. Using the very real trauma of the victim or the victim’s surviving loved ones…

Maybe, for a second, the clot moved.

About fifteen years ago, I had the opportunity to spend the day on the set of Law & Order. I had lunch with Sam Waterston and then got to hang around and watch a taping. It was one of the best days of my life.

I find the silver lining in the fact that assuming we make it through this it’s possible everything can swing very progressive in 2-4 years. People really despise losing rights and Trump isn’t smart enough to make people feel comforted by authority (a vital piece of the puzzle).

It seems like we need these shakeups every few generations to rattle us out of complacency. In the past, social upheaval has been followed by an expansion of civil liberties and prosperity for a while, then the tide moves back out (but not as far out as it was before), and we start again. That’s what I’m hoping will…

This is excellent work, well constructed, very funny, and still just such cold comfort. It’s like remembering all the hilarious bloopers for a team that just beat your favorite team in the Super Bowl.

He swinga di golf club, fantastico health, beepy di boopy di babay di!

He’s a Dad. He got Dad Jokes.

I’ll offer this ray of hope. Probably won’t get out of the greys, but it’s worth saying.