Strip club?  I thought it was a glitzy "Vegas Revue" performed by fairies who saw something similar in Branson, MO.

I recommend that you watch an hour of this weekly…much more enjoyable:

I recommend that you watch an hour of this weekly…much more enjoyable:

I couldn't agree more.  By the way, I've always enjoyed your big tits Mrs. Cruise.

I couldn't agree more.  By the way, I've always enjoyed your big tits Mrs. Cruise.

"I have said from the beginning that she has an uncanny way of getting herself into tons of trouble. Vampires or not! I did feel bad for Sookie at Merlotte's. Bon Temps is full of a bunch of judgmental people. "

"I have said from the beginning that she has an uncanny way of getting herself into tons of trouble. Vampires or not! I did feel bad for Sookie at Merlotte's. Bon Temps is full of a bunch of judgmental people. "

Who cares, I'm done with Mad  Men and I look forward to its action adventure spinoff, "Black Coffee!"

Who cares, I'm done with Mad  Men and I look forward to its action adventure spinoff, "Black Coffee!"

So what happened to Marcellus & Ike?

So what happened to Marcellus & Ike?

Fuck off Skippy, where's Claire?

Fuck off Skippy, where's Claire?

I had a boner all season for Hollie. Chloroform, Hollie and my dungeon in the Alps equals bliss.

I had a boner all season for Hollie. Chloroform, Hollie and my dungeon in the Alps equals bliss.

None of this rabble will ever be heard from again.  Phillip makes Taylor Hicks, Lee DeWyze and Scotty McCreery look like The Three Tenors.

None of this rabble will ever be heard from again.  Phillip makes Taylor Hicks, Lee DeWyze and Scotty McCreery look like The Three Tenors.

Are you a gay?

Are you a gay?

That would mean that Phil is married to  Golden Globe Award and  Academy Award nominated actress, Carey Mulligan.