Ostrich teeth or GTFO

Is that what the well-dressed Russian oligarch wears these days?

YESSSSSSS 

Since when does bigfoot have a tail?

I saw the headline and immediately knew it was you, Kelly. In this the darkest timeline, I am eternally grateful that you transformed this MFA-wielding literary snob into someone who has read over 100 trashy romance novels SINCE FEBRUARY. I am also now an Audible Romance Package subscriber, god help me.

SAME. It was horrible. And they switched mine and my travel partner's seat assignments without telling us, moving us to middle seats between strangers, away from each other, both ways.

The repeated Delta love was... suspect.

Here’s a rule of thumb: when in doubt blame the airline, because airlines inevitably are at fault for something somewhere. In conclusion, I hate you air travel corporations.

This story feels incomplete. Cynically, my first instinct is that this is some weird PR for Delta.

Thank you. Tarantulas can't even kill you. Losers.

I guess once you’ve been married to Tom Cruise, nothing seems scary anymore.

The candidate’s name?

I had one glorious Jeopardy! moment 3 years ago. I was doing per diem work at a community residence for the mentally ill. They all watched the show religiously. I watched it with them that evening. It was like the categories had been handpicked for me. I was throwing out correct “answers” to nearly every “question”.…

Instead, it ends in song with James, an unfortunate non-banger, quintessential members from the cast and crew rejoicing for one last hurrah.

I had not heard that before and looked for it after reading your comment. That is wonderful music. Thanks for the recommendation:

Nuns have been mistreated - not just by individual priests or mothers superior, but by the church as an institution. Oftentimes, as so many stories that came out of the Irish work houses betrayed, nuns themselves became abusers.

I love those girls. Their version of Hard Times Come Again No More is one of the prettiest things I’ve ever heard. 

my comment was more directed to the fandom itself and their projections, not you. i apologize!

Priyanka and Nick remind me of Cece and Schmidt on New Girl.