Maybe Pruitt can add it to his used mattress collection.

Yeah, some of you give him far too much credit.  He has to know after what happened this week this looks super bad.  He is either one of the stupidest people on earth, or he just doesn’t give a shit.

ugh Avenatti is such a blatant hypebeast, I wish he would #basta

Tiffany is doing incredibly well.

I think it’s heinous to stoop to ad hominem attacks. That being said...

Since Trump seems to forget that she exists most of the time I can’t imagine she’s that bothered about the protests. (Actually I think most people forget she exists). The boyfriend thing sucks for her, but at least she’s not pushing her way into politics like Ivanka.

In my West Indian family it’s wedding and Christmas cake it’s called black cake and again it’s alot of fruit soaked in alcohol.  http://www.trinigourmet.com/trinidad-black-cake/

and protesters called him “fascist scum.”

Yeah I remember that from the Crown but it’s just so weird to see on a birthday cake because it’s so formal. Why not just leave it at Happy Birthday?

I think that’s hilarious. I’m going to demand that that be written on every birthday cake I have for the rest of my life.

What are those things around the perimeter? Fried carrot strips? They look like desiccated goblin fingers.

Here are some of the party decorations.

If it’s good carrot cake, it is the most delicious thing in the world. If not, it’s worse than expecting cake and getting salad.

those things on the sides look like scary fairy tale witch fingers (no offense to real witches!)

MA’AM! I’m sure it’s an etiquette thing that my American brain doesn’t comprehend, but it looks like they forget to get her a cake and picked one up at the grocery store. 

Maybe they couldn’t fit a proper title, and they are not allowed to just put, “Happy Birthday, Bitch!” as I would to one of my friends?

And what the fuck is up with that message?? Happy Birthday Ma’am?! 

What the fuck is that cake? I would be beyond pissed if someone put that in front of me on my birthday. Especially if I was a god damn Duchess.