Well if you had started you career at 44 with no savings account, a bunch of IRS and credit card debt and multiple drug and alcohol habits, your savings might not be as high as you hoped too.

Still, he made the sort of money that it would be pretty difficult to spend.

There’s an old saying about the restaurant business: “You know how to make a small fortune in restaurants? Well, you start with a large fortune...”

Can we just take a moment to appreciate Elvis Costello’s song ‘Hoover Factory’, which I love because my dad used to work in the actual Hoover factory. Not many factories get their own song, and that one deserved it.

Still, he made the sort of money that it would be pretty difficult to spend.

Also, no life insurance policy, which if you aren’t really wealthy and have a young child, you should have. Surprised he didn’t have one through his work.

Well the obvious answer is he lost it all via witchcraft. 

I know from watching the shows he got into a chocolate business with Eric Ripert. He would joke about being dragged into it. Do you think he lost a lot there? You’d think he wouldn’t put an inordinately risky amount into it though...probably a reasonable slice of the pie. The other thing is - he really only had one…

i wanna be a tipsy outsider when i grow up.

Fuck him as an insult, not literally, ew.

Okay, so psych me up Jezzies. I need to climb an 8 foot ladder into my attic to fix a window. I bought all the stuff to fix a window. I hauled the ladder home waking 8 blocks. I got all the stuff I need to fix the window, and the cool guy at Ace showed me how to do it. I know I will feel awesome when I accomplish…

Odd that a woman whose husband apparently initiates sex while she’s sleeping finds this all to be just flirtatiousness. :/ 

Same! and same :(

It’s usually quiet on the 4th of July, which is an inconvenience to me, a Canadian who uses Jez to break up my work day. I’m bummed about the buyouts though :(

This place is dead snookums, now come sit on my lap.

Topics Suzanne Somers could have stuck to instead:
- what Don Knotts smelled like (definitely weird)
- couch pratfalls
- Cindy Snow
- thighs
- thighmasters

Here’s the allegation that I keep coming back to:

is why her hangers the new but her emails?

This was strangely sweet! Dame Jo is like a reverse-mentor sent from Satan.