I’m willing to bet you’re one of the dipholes claiming the government has no right to tell everyone to stay indoors right now (and even if you aren’t, there’s plenty of people just like you who are afraid of the government they claim to love so much, but also are the the very same dipholes who don’t think that means…

Scandalism!

Yeah, you’re not here to debate anything. There’s the line “I got mine, why should I care about anyone else?”

Kind of sounds like you want the same thing. More benefits from your taxes...like maybe healthcare? More safety nets in the event of, oh I don’t know, a global pandemic for instance?

My issue is that I super want to support this game and studio and hefty-lefty games of the future...but I don’t get down with brawlers like this very often.

I love the “YOU ONLY CITE LEFT LEANING SOURCES” argument when 9/10 places are reporting the same thing. Weird. Almost like 9/10 outlets are operating in reality.

Protest about this shit, Covid protestors. The virus will pass. This shit apparently won’t.

Bro, she’s a freshman member of congress. If she’s done more to hurt your wallet than the president has to help it, maybe he’s not the big strong leader you think he is.

There’s no difference for people like him. They mean literally the same thing.

Hey man, how’d that socialis— I mean STIMULUS check treat ya?

Someone should warn Scandinavia! Oh wait, this just in: most Scandinavian countries are routinely voted the best places to live in the world? That can’t be right, since socialist policy only destroys...wait a minute! It’s almost like you don’t actually know what you’re talking about!

Imagine threatening to shoot someone over what they write about video games. Like, bro, they’re not even killing you over and over again in a video game, they’re just writing about them.

What truly scares me are the cops with Punisher stickers in their back windshields. Like...yo Officer Chadley, you down with vigilantes killing indiscriminately?

Kinderguardians.

Again, Fixudanow, not getting out of the greys that way, bud.

workdontcomplain, I’m not gonna be the one to bring you out of the greys.

Hey, other people have told you but: you’re a raging idiot.

Yeah, I guess siding with Musk is an option.

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We were more into roman candle fights. Bottle rockets were too precious...and percussive.