Imagine threatening to shoot someone over what they write about video games. Like, bro, they’re not even killing you over and over again in a video game, they’re just writing about them.

What truly scares me are the cops with Punisher stickers in their back windshields. Like...yo Officer Chadley, you down with vigilantes killing indiscriminately?

Kinderguardians.

Again, Fixudanow, not getting out of the greys that way, bud.

workdontcomplain, I’m not gonna be the one to bring you out of the greys.

Hey, other people have told you but: you’re a raging idiot.

Yeah, I guess siding with Musk is an option.

Welcome to Triple-Click, the only video game podcast hosted by three ex-Kotaku employees who told the Herb to shove it.

We were more into roman candle fights. Bottle rockets were too precious...and percussive.

I’ll allow it. Use it for good.

HEY, there’s no rush like timing the throw just right so that at the apex, the rocket’s propulsion kicks in, carrying it ever heavenward, watching your beautiful angel soar and bloom into a shower of sparks and delight!

The fact that this completely rotted flesh wound is still going to be on the ballot in November* is enough evidence for me to want Britain** to end the American Experiment.

As a white guy, growing up, we always called them tricks. No idea why.

That’s what’s really scary to me. This doesn’t seem to be so much about his undying allegiance to money, it’s his undying allegiance to his own ego. He doesn’t necessarily want the economy to be booming so he can continue to make money (I mean, I’m sure he does, but I feel like the bigger point is), he wants the…

I have similarly almost pulled the trigger on that game so many times.

I never played either XCOM games, but always wanted to play 2. Kept almost pulling the trigger on my Xbox, but never did.

I’m just happy I can finally play XCOM the way I want to: on-the-go.

Is my math right when I read that only 10% of Americans make over $99K a year? Am I stupid? 

OCHL is so very good. It’s been a bit since I gave it a listen. I’ll have to rectify that.

I never listened to anything even metal-adjacent, but my friend make me listen to Deafheaven, and, man it’s so good.