Well, I would imagine they don’t need to pretend to have decorum, because all the Republican congresscritters are playing it to their base like, “This whole trial is a sham, see?! They’re wasting our time and your taxpayer money!”

I’m not a parent, but I totally get after the 14th “why?” to just say “BECAUSE, CHILD, BECAUSE.”

Anything for someone who, every time he runs outside if the temperature is below 85 degrees, his chest feels like it is both frozen and on fire every breath?

Anything for someone who, every time he runs outside if the temperature is below 85 degrees, his chest feels like it…

I too was the kid who never liked the “because I said so,” line of reasoning. Give me a REAL ANSWER.

[nods in Texan]

Unfortunately, I think I’d prefer if most of my family stayed home instead of voting.

I appreciate the kind words. Slowly trying to strip it away, layer by layer.

Unable***

It’s not so much unnerving as it is straight up proxy terrorism.

I have a red Hey Arnold cap, but it’s so very obviously not Make America Shart Again hat, I think I’m okay.

I’m partly convinced that the reason I have some serious self-loathing tendencies and seem to think I’m a bad person, despite being able to explain why to my therapist has AN AMOUNT to do with being brought up Christian.

Well, one of them did. (Sure it was bs, but still)

Definitely read that in a Super Street Fighter II voice.

I’ve been a Coheed fan for about 12-13 years now, and I’m of two minds about it. One one side, maybe I’m just not an angsty, moody teen anymore so their music doesn’t speak to me the same. On the other side, I think maybe they just declined over time. After Good Apollo, I’m Burning Star IV No World for Tomorrow they…

I don’t know if I need it, but I feel like I do.

The Dark Sentencer was great. Couldn’t make it through the rest of the album though. I miss old Coheed.

It’s strange that I got into a weird Bright Eyes mood yesterday, after not listening in quite a while (even starting with Four Winds, at that!), and now today there’s this article!

Who do I call about my Broke Bed?

Well that was a low blow.

Every time I see/hear someone refer to black people as “blacks,” it sets of racist bells in my head.