The Grand New Space Opry.

It’s not like that starving family really needs that loaf of bread! So I’ll take it and hoard it in my inventory waiting for the perfect time to scarf it, and then wondering “Do I really need this now, or should I wait to use it when I fight the HARDER boss later??”

I get to be a gun-slinging space Socialist?

As a Splinter refugee, I’m afraid we’re all on the sinking G/O ship.

Y’all be nice. He’s taking the loss of Splinter pretty hard.

I’m up in NE Texas and it isn’t supposed to get above 60 today. With a low of 33 (that, looking at the hourly forecast, won’t be the case until around 7 a.m. Saturday).

Uhhhh, this was the last article posted to Kotaku in a couple of hours. You guys aren’t going the way of Splinter, right?

Too soon.

^^^ What this guy said!

I am not the article writer, and therefore am not qualified to answer.

So, exactly what they’re doing/what they did with the 2nd Amendment?

[Insert Captain America Reference .GIF here]

You are on a journey.

This is like a town hall scene from Parks and Rec came to life. But, like twice as stupid and with far less capable writers.

...to be fair, I’m not all that fond of kids in general.

Ah, a fellow blue lifeboat in the stormy red sea that is Texas. Hail and well met.

Hey, it’s Alanah!

Schwarzman isn’t just any old billionaire — he is Donald Trump’s billionaire adviser who cut a GOP super PAC a $5 million check right after the GOP gave him a giant tax cut

I miss being able to hover over the sister sites at the top and getting the nice drop-down of trending articles. :(

Well, I used to like gyros.